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The doctors are younger than me now

Books to give YOURSELF for the holidays

It's different this time around.

5 fun things to take your mind off the election

Peeing outside: The secret to productivity?

Zen and the Art of Market Basket

I don't love you anymore, September

Menopause, mansplained.

Hey, maybe I don't need a poem after all.

I need a poem to get me through this sh*tshow

Captain Von Trapp and I are deeply concerned

Books I will never read

Retreating with wildlife

A little bit woo-woo

I'm so damned hot.

Please don't call me f#@$y.

Claim your free gift now!

My college BFF, who happens to be a stripper, is running for mayor of Portland, Oregon.

You don't have to read this.

The time Larry David made me cry.

10 Commandments for Long Life

I'm having an affair

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